My tummy's churning like a storm, causing quite the discomfort. What could it be? The spinach from last night's dinner, perhaps? I can't resist it, even though it does inflate me like a balloon.
As I press and knead my belly, a deafening fart finally breaks free. Ah, the relief is palpable!
Oh, wow! Did that truly just escape from my ass? Take a whiff of that. Horrendously repulsive and potent. But you, you adore this, don't you? Revel in the aroma of my putrid gas. Allow me to provide a more intimate perspective. Part your lips, you pitiful creature. Eat my farts!